The Noir · Est 2026Built in the dark. Made to be seen.
Independent web studio · West Midlands
Websites that don't just look the part — they bring in the work.
Anyone can make a site look nice. We hand-build fast, cinematic sites and the systems behind them — the tools that find your customers and automate the busywork. Delivered as one clean file you own outright, no lock-in.
What you get
Sub-second loadsLead-gen & automationYou own everythingFixed price, no lock-inConcept before you pay
Instant answers, 24/7 · Studio hours Mon–Sun 9am–6pm · A human replies within 2 working hours.
Fixed quote before we startThe price we agree is the price you pay. No surprise invoices.
Concept first, commitment afterYou see a working design of your site before you pay anything.
Everything handed overFiles, domain, hosting access — all in your name, not ours.
One person, direct lineYou talk to the person building your site. Nothing lost in handoff.
What we build
Three ways to start, one standard of finish.
Every build — from a single page to a full store — is fast, cinematic, and engineered around what your customers actually need to do. And every one can grow into the lead-gen and automation systems below.
01
Launch
A striking one-page site that makes a small business look established — hero, services, proof, and a contact route customers actually use. The fastest way to look serious online.
A multi-page site with room to breathe — services, story, FAQ, and an interactive feature built for your business: booking bars, calculators, timetables. Where most local businesses land.
A full storefront wired to the commerce platform you already use — your products presented like a premium brand, without replatforming. Built to sell, not just to browse.
We engineer business solutions, not just good looks.
Anyone can build you a website. We build the systems behind it — the tools that find your customers, automate the busywork, and turn a nice-looking site into an operational asset that actually earns. This is where a studio stops being a decorator and starts being an unfair advantage.
Engine Replacement
Love your current design but losing customers to slow load times and bloated WordPress? We benchmark your site, strip out the heavy CMS, and port your exact visual design onto the Noir-Code stack. Same chassis, a far faster engine — no rebrand, just speed.
FROM£900
Forensic Audit
The free 30-second scan finds the obvious. This is the manual teardown: we map your entire user journey, pinpoint exactly where visitors bounce, and hand you an architectural blueprint to fix it. Hire us for the build and the fee comes off your invoice.
FIXED£250
Priority Care
A monthly retainer for clients who want a name to call. Next-business-day response on support requests, priority in the queue, and regular checks on your booking and contact systems so small issues get caught early. Defined support hours, set out in writing — no vague promises.
FROM£120/mo
The Sharpening
Priority Care keeps the site safe. This keeps it earning. Every month we read the words people actually typed to find you, the questions they actually asked your concierge, and what actually turned into a booking — then we make one considered change and measure it against enquiries. What we won’t do is A/B testing: at local traffic a split test needs years to mean anything, so anyone selling you one is selling coin flips. This is real evidence, read honestly, one improvement at a time — and it compounds.
FROM£180/mo
Custom Calculators & Tools
A bespoke interactive tool that qualifies leads before they call — a treatment-cost estimator for a clinic, a rental-yield calculator for a property host, a quote builder for a trade, or a secure client portal. Fast-loading, on-brand, built to your exact logic.
FROM£250
CRM & Lead Routing
Stop copying enquiries into a spreadsheet by hand. We wire your website forms directly into the sales software you already use — every lead lands in your CRM the moment it's submitted, tagged and ready to work.
FROM£150
Lead Generation Systems
Most studios build you a website and wish you luck. We build the system that finds the customers — a tool that scans your area for businesses who need what you offer, ranks them by opportunity, and hands you a prioritised list with the openings already mapped. You still make the call; we build the machine that tells you exactly who to call and why. The unfair advantage most small businesses never get.
FROM£1,200
Business Automation
The repetitive work that quietly eats your week — chasing quotes, sorting enquiries, sending follow-ups, moving data between tools that don't talk to each other. We map the tasks you do by hand and build systems that do them for you, running in the background whether you're at your desk or not. Less admin, fewer things slipping through, more hours back. Scoped to your exact workflow, priced to what it saves you.
FROM£600
Multi-Language Version
Reach a wider market with a full second-language version of your site — same design, same speed, translated throughout. Ideal for clinics serving a specific community or hosts catering to international guests. Clinical or legal copy gets a native-speaker proof before launch.
FROM£300
Accessibility Tune-up
Bring your site into strong WCAG alignment: screen-reader labelling, proper alt text, keyboard navigation, and contrast fixes — better for every visitor, and a genuine risk-reducer for professional businesses. Aligned to the standard; we're honest that formal certification needs a specialist audit.
FROM£180
AI Concierge
The assistant you're talking to on this page — built for your business. A trained, always-on agent that answers your customers' questions and qualifies leads before they ever reach you. We write its knowledge from your services, prices, and policies, and wire it into your site.
FROM£450
Compliance Readiness Check
A structured review of the technical basics that keep a site out of trouble: cookie & consent setup, privacy-policy presence, HTTPS, data-handling, and WCAG accessibility alignment. You get a plain-English report of what's solid and what needs attention. We check what's checkable and are honest about the rest — this isn't legal advice, and anything beyond the technical layer should be confirmed with a solicitor for your sector. Fee comes off your invoice if you hire us to fix what it finds.
FIXED£200
Response times and monitoring are what we guarantee — uptime of third-party platforms (hosting, booking, payment providers) sits with those providers, and we'll always tell you exactly where a dependency lives.
Engineered Systems
More than a brochure. We build operational assets.
These aren't screenshots — every panel below is a live prototype you can touch. Each one ships as a system inside a client build.
The Performance Gap Engine
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LEGACY BLOATNOIR ARCHITECTURE
Most local businesses live on the left. Drag right — this is the gap we close.
Your customers never read your prices first — they feel your load time. This is the three seconds that decide whether they stay.
The Smart Treatment Menu
Tap a category
Lip Augmentation (1ml)Premium dermal filler for volume and definition.£250
Anti-Wrinkle (3 Areas)Forehead, frown lines, and crow's feet.£295
Deep Chemical PeelResurfacing for pigmentation and glow.£120
The Noir Signature FacialBespoke 60-minute protocol with LED therapy.£95
Express Glow (30 min)Lunch-break resurfacing and hydration.£65
Deposits at bookingSMS remindersNo-show protectionUpsell promptsCalendar sync
Every "Book" writes straight into the calendar — no forms, no phone tag, no lost enquiries.
A glass treatment menu with frictionless booking, built for clinics, salons and studios. "Book" here opens our real calendar — that's the point.
The Review Triage Funnel
Rate it
How was your experience with us today?
Feedback received — thank you. (Demo)
4.9
★★★★★
Aggregate rating · all platforms
GGoogle★★★★★
Verified review
★Trustpilot★★★★★
Verified review
GGoogle Business★Trustpilot◆SEO-weighted
SEO SIGNALReview volume and rating are core local-search ranking factors. This funnel compounds both — and pairs with our local SEO tune-up.
Every customer gets the same two doors — the public review and the private line — which keeps it inside Google’s review policies. More reviews, and problems reach you in writing first.
The Social Hub
Linktree, retired
@thenoir
Cinematic websites for independent businesses. West Midlands → everywhere.
A bio-link hub on your own domain, in your own brand — not a template with your logo squeezed into it. Every button above is live.
The Cancellation Filler
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Thursday · your diary
10:00Aisha K. · Cut & colour
12:30Marcus T. · Beard trim
14:00Chloe R. · Balayage
16:00Priya S. · Blow dry
WAITLIST · notified automatically
Jas M.
Leah B.
Nadia H.
Refilled from the waitlistNo gap in the day. You never touched your phone.
The Lapsed Client Radar
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CLIENTS · last seen
Aisha K.2 weeks
Marcus T.4 weeks
Chloe R.9 weeks
Priya S.3 weeks
“Hi Chloe — your colour’s about due. Thursday 10am just came free, want it?”
Rebooked · Thursday 10:00She hadn’t gone elsewhere. She’d just forgotten.
The unfair advantage
An AI receptionist that never sleeps, never misses a call, never takes a day off.
Most small businesses lose work the moment they can't pick up. We build you an AI receptionist that answers every enquiry instantly — day or night — books appointments straight into your calendar, answers your customers' questions, and captures every lead before it goes cold.
Answers in seconds, 24/7
Every missed call is a missed sale. Your receptionist replies instantly at 2pm or 2am — no voicemail, no waiting.
Books straight into your calendar
It checks your availability and locks in appointments while you work — no back-and-forth, no double-bookings.
Knows your business inside out
Trained on your services, prices, hours and policies — it answers the questions you'd answer, in your voice.
Captures every lead
Names, numbers, what they need — logged and sent to you, so nothing slips through the cracks.
Your website is the first employee customers ever meet.
Before anyone calls, visits, or books, they look you up. What they find either builds the case for you — or quietly closes it.
01
FIRST IMPRESSIONS
Judged before you say a word
Visitors size a business up in the first moments on a page — design, speed, and clarity signal your standard of work before a single sentence is read. A considered site says: this is how we do everything.
02
ALWAYS ON
Selling while you sleep
You close at six. Your website doesn't. It answers questions, shows prices, and takes bookings at midnight, on holidays, and while you're busy with another customer — the one member of staff who never clocks off.
03
SPEED & TRUST
Every second is a decision
Slow, cluttered pages send people back to the search results — straight to a competitor. Fast, calm pages hold attention and make choosing you feel easy. Speed isn't a tech metric; it's manners.
04
AN ASSET YOU OWN
Rented land vs. owned ground
Social profiles live on rented land — one algorithm change and your reach is gone. A website you own compounds: every review, every visit, every ranking signal builds equity no platform can take away.
Most small-business websites whisper. Yours shouldn't.
Your customers judge you in about three seconds — before they read a word. A template site with stock photos and a cookie banner tells them you're one of many. A site with real atmosphere tells them you're the one.
We build the second kind. Dark, deliberate, cinematic — designed around the exact moment a customer decides to book, order, or call. Not decoration. Direction.
And because every site ships as one clean, self-contained file, it's fast on a phone, cheap to host, and completely yours.
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Three seconds. “One of many.”Three seconds. “That’s the one.”
Built by handNo page builders. No templates. No bloat.
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How it works
From first call to live site, without the agency circus.
Research
We study your business first
Your prices, your customers, your competitors, what's broken on your current site. Design decisions come from this, not from taste alone.
Concept
You see it before you commit
A working concept of your actual site — real pages, real motion, on a real link you can open on your phone. Then we talk.
Build
We refine it together
Your feedback goes straight into the build. Revisions are included until the agreed scope is right — no change-request bureaucracy.
Launch
Live, handed over, yours
We connect your domain, wire your booking or ordering system, and hand over everything. You're never locked in to us.
The Audit Philosophy
We don't just build sites; we dismantle failing systems.
Our founder's background in forensic auditing—including navigating global supply chain disputes—informs every line of code we write. We apply the same level of rigorous, objective analysis to your conversion funnel that we apply to high-stakes legal and technical disputes.
PATH 01 · DIAGNOSE
Existing Systems
We dismantle failing systems. We run a diagnostic on your current traffic flow, identify the 'Anomaly' in your conversion path, and architect a cinematic replacement.
No system? No problem. We start at 'Blueprint.' We architect your business identity from the ground up, avoiding the bloat of template-based builds. You get a cinematic, single-file asset from day one.
Answer three things and see a realistic price range immediately. No email required to look — send it to us only if you want to.
Payment model
What are we building?
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Build add-ons
Growth systems — the unfair advantage
Your estimate
£950 – £1,250
A realistic range for the scope you've described. The exact fixed quote comes after a 15-minute call.
Green mobile speed score at launchYou own every file outrightNoir-Code lifetime scope warrantyConcept before any deposit
Estimates are indicative, not a contract. Complex requirements can move the number in either direction — we'll always tell you before anything is agreed.
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Our guarantees
No testimonials wall. Promises we can be held to instead.
We're a young studio and we won't fake social proof to look bigger. What we will do is put our standards in writing.
See it before you spend it
You get a working concept of your site before any money changes hands. If it doesn't excite you, walk away — no fee, no hard feelings.
The quote is the price
Fixed quotes, agreed in writing before work starts. If we misjudged the effort, that's our cost to absorb — never yours.
Fast or fixed free
Your site will score green on Google's mobile speed checks at launch. If it doesn't, we optimise it until it does at no charge.
Leave whenever you like
Domain, hosting and files all live in accounts you own. If you ever want to move on from us, you can — everything comes with you.
Free Diagnostic
Is your current site bleeding traffic?
Run your URL through Google's PageSpeed engine live, right here. Real scores, no sign-up. (Or view a clearly-labelled example to see the format first.)
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Analyzing DOM…
Live analysis via Google PageSpeed Insights (mobile). Your URL is sent to Google to run the test; nothing is stored on our end.
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noir /nwɑː/ — shadow, contrast, intentHAND-BUILT · WEST MIDLANDS · EST 2026
Book a call
Fifteen minutes. No pitch deck.
Tell us what you do and what's frustrating you about your current site (or lack of one). We'll tell you honestly what we'd build, what it costs, and how long it takes.
The Noir-Code WarrantyWritten commitments on every project.
1
No-charge bug fixing
No-charge bug fixing for the lifetime of the project scope. If something we built within the agreed scope breaks, we fix it — no invoice, no clock.
2
30-day Architectural Support
A 30-day 'Architectural Support' window post-launch for optimization — performance tuning, refinements and adjustments as your site meets real traffic.
3
Fixed quote guarantee
The quote we agree is the quote you pay: we absorb all development overruns. Misjudged effort is our cost, never yours.
These commitments form part of every project agreement.
The Noir
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StudioThe Noir
PriorityHigh
Trust & Security CommitmentsHow every Noir build treats security and data.
Minimal attack surface
Every site ships as a static, single-file build: no content-management system, no plugin ecosystem, no server-side database. The vulnerability classes that compromise most small-business websites simply don't exist in the architecture.
Encrypted in transit
Concept previews, staging links and live deployments are served over HTTPS/TLS. Form submissions travel over encrypted connections, and we never ask clients to send credentials over email or chat.
No moving parts
Static architecture means there is no application server to crash, no database to corrupt and no plugin update to break the site overnight. Hosting sits in your own account, on infrastructure of your choosing, with everything handed over at launch.
UK GDPR-aligned by design
Builds collect the minimum data needed to do the job: no tracking cookies by default, no third-party ad scripts, and contact forms limited to what a reply requires. Client and visitor data is never sold or reused.
Book your 15-minute callYour estimator scope is attached to the booking notes.